dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Randomize
