Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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