OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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