You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I'm just crazy horny about you
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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