He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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