How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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