Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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