"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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