my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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