I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I don't think brook has ever known best
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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