How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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