I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
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