He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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