I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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