I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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