What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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