I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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