Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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