i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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