okay pat passed out under dana's car
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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