And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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