Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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