the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
Randomize
