I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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