we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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