"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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