It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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