did you get engaged???
I wannas sexs uuuuu
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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