Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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