Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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