We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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