Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
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