The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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