He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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