I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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