pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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