i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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