We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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