if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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