My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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