she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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