I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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