Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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