I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Pooping to opera.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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