But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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