You're completely useless in the revolution.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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