arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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