I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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