I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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