You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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