I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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