Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Randomize
