Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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