Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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