and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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