That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
He passed out mid-signature
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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